Johann Lux

Rejestracja: 2013-04-20
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. — Mark Twain
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Courtesy of Mitch Hedberg

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Courtesy of Ron Swanson

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

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You're not a model. You're a bitch with a smart phone with a bunch of editing apps.


Has anyone seen my jacket? It is white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.